Monday, 2 January 2012

Dogs & Cats are Better than Kids because

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less, a lot less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train, potty and otherwise, 
(4) normally come when called; after trained,
(5) never ask to drive the car, only want to ride with you in it,
(6) don't smoke or drink, just eat,
(7) don't want to wear your clothes,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions, they have their own fashion scents,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children for a profit!

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